Seriously? This is Comfort?

For quite some time I have longed for a pair of 'crocks' for my feet.  When they first came out, the young chicks all told me they were soooooo comfortable.  I have a lot of issues with shoes and there are only a few brands that don't seem to pinch my feet.
 


Then hubby got a pair of 'crocks'.  He wears them like house shoes and even goes out in the snow to retrieve wood stove pellets in them.  I've slipped them on a couple of times but since his feet are soooo much bigger than mine, they don't really stay on well.

Recently Zuilly had a pair on sale, so after about 5 years, I bought a pair and

I HATE THEM!

I feel like I'm wearing Dutch wooden shoes.  They are awfully unforgiving and I even purchased a size too large to compensate for that.  Phooey.  I'm back in my old worn tired and true Teva sandals.

Apparently I have a whole 'nuter definition of comfortable than young chicks, hubby, and the company who advertises them as comfortable.