Yes, Duct Tape, the all-purpose material on which Modern Society is Built. Duct Tape. Said Exhibit One will be used on Exhibit Two.
Exhibit Two - the refrigerator, one of the greatest inventions of Modern Society. The Refrigerator.
That is correct - here North of Nowhere, Land of the Frozen -10F at night, we will begin 2011 by taping the door of Exhibit Two SHUT with Exhibit One. And why, you ask?
Because the house smells delicious. This is in the oven................Exhibit Three.
A Turkey, slowly roasting to a Nice Plump Golden Brown. It's just the Hubby & I today but I had this in the freezer and thought we would start the New Year out with a scrumptious dinner and LOTS of Leftovers for Turkey Sandwiches!
And Because Exhibit Four still lives here, we must safeguard the Turkey Leftovers......................
Exhibit Four - Shitmire MacGuire aka Jerry. Who has been caught red-winged with a turkey leg AFTER he opened the refrigerator several years ago.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE HANDY!
